*flags videos as inappropriate on porn websites*
when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP
it will say VIP
That’s because they reserved a special place in hell for you
yeah the throne
when you want to express your anger but the gif you use is too small
this is making me irrationally uncomfortable
- Go to a sandwich shop that gives zany names to all their sandwiches
- Eat there so much they name a sandwich after me
- Create a custom sandwich with bacon, lettuce, tomato, and guacamole
- Name this glorious creation the LGBT
- Become a hero in the gay community
- Go on Ellen Degeneres’ daytime talk show
- Bribe the staff to play Lil B’s “Ellen Degeneres” live on-air
- Die peacefully in my sleep at the age of 69 after my final bowl of wanton soup
